Today was awful, because today... was Shower Day. The day when you tumble around in the washer forever!
I begged my human to do it next week...
it was no use of course, so I began to tumble. Thank goodness I remembered to tuck my chin!
All the rolling made me feel sick, so in desperation I grabbed onto the rubber lining while my feet were tossed and bumped.
Once I had escaped the nightmare, I grabbed the nearest towel and tried to dry myself off.
But the towel was to small.
I climbed into the cabinet where the bigger towels were stored.
(Don't worry I did not get trapped in the fridge accidentally... again.)
When I finally reached the bigger towels, I realized that (alas) they were too big. Next time, I think I'll just go in the dryer.
For all you bears out there, when you hear the words "time for a shower!" HIDE .
