Bad Hair Day (UGGG!)

Hello Readers,
Today there will be no pictures since it has been a bad hair day. I will try to be concise so as not to bore you. Why am I talking so old-fashiony? This morning I woke up with a start. Many of you might be wondering what I dream about. I dream about my hair. You see, it's naturally VERY wavy. I have to straighten it almost every night to keep it the way all of you are used to. But last night, I was sooooooo tired, I FORGOT TO STRAIGHTEN MY FUR. So I woke up this morning and to my great distress it was once again wavy! I rushed around looking for my leave-in conditioner but all that did was grease the ugly mess to my underlying skin. I was a wreck. So readers, that is why today there are no pictures.
For all of you bears out there, (if you have a picture blog) NEVER forget to do your hair!

Yawn

Hello Readers,

 I am sooooooo tired tonight. All I've done is...

toss and...

turn all night.

 I finally got so sick of laying there, I got out of bed and opened the bedroom door.

Then I ventured into the darkness to find the computer.

I found it of course. Wahoo. I need sleep! *whimpers*

For all of you bears out ther...zzZZZZZZZZZ Huh? Oh... I've got to go to bed. G'night!

Sledding (in Spring)

Today, as I was walking up the stairs wishing it were winter, I was hit with a wonderful idea - sledding.

 The stairs would make a perfect slope...

 and the big book could be the sled!

 I thought it was genius, so I immediately acted.

 

 It took some time to unwedge the book, but I got it in the end.

 The book was so heavy that it threatened to pull me over the edge. (I was about 20 stories up, mind you.)

 Once I managed to get the book down, I faced my biggest challenge - getting to the top. 

 Let us just say that my plan went a lot smoother in my head.

 By the time I got to the top of the stairs, I was exhausted.

 I readied myself for push-off.

 Things went downhill quickly from there. Literally.

 I began to tumble,

 and tumble,

 and tumble.

 It hurt. A lot!

Next time, I should wear a helmet.

For all you bears out there, don't try this at home.

Shower Day

Today was awful, because today... was Shower Day. The day when you tumble around in the washer forever! 

I begged my human to do it next week...

it was no use of course, so I began to tumble. Thank goodness I remembered to tuck my chin!

All the rolling made me feel sick, so in desperation I grabbed onto the rubber lining while my feet were tossed and bumped.

Once I had escaped the nightmare, I grabbed the nearest towel and tried to dry myself off.

 But the towel was to small.

I climbed into the cabinet where the bigger towels were stored.

 (Don't worry I did not get trapped in the fridge accidentally... again.)

When I finally reached the bigger towels, I realized that (alas) they were too big. Next time, I think I'll just go in the dryer. 

For all you bears out there, when you hear the words "time for a shower!"  HIDE .

HEMHEMHEM!

I am BACK!
Sorry readers, I had a really bad cold. I will be back tomorrow to give you another adventure. Do not fear, TEDTED is HERE! Well, I better rest up for tomorrow. See you later!!!!!!

For all you bears out there, don't get sick and abandon your blog. If you even have a blog.

A New Friend

Dear readers,
Today TedTed was so tired...

 that he could not do the blog post today.  

  So, his cousin, Larry the Sock Monkey, decided to help out and do the blog post today.

 Oh, and today we found Elf on a Shelf!

 He looked very content in his window.

 Larry had to go and find the computer, but he made the same mistake as TedTed did.

 He went down the slide. Because of that he met a few bumps.

 So much so, that he almost fell down a flight of stairs!

 

 He made a few mistakes in looking for the computer...

but he eventually found it.

Thank you for listening!

For all of you bears (and monkeys) out there, learn from history, don't repeat it.

Frozen

Hello!
Today's adventure was insane, and very chilly! It all started when I forgot to convince my human to leave the computer upstairs. 

 I decided that I had to do another trip downstairs. Thankfully I found a slide that went almost all the way down.

 Though, the slide had a few problems.

 When I reached the kitchen I found, to my dismay, that the computer had been moved!

 My first thought was to check the nearby cabinets, but how would I get over there?

 I decided to take a leap of faith!

 All of those arm exercises came in handy just then. If I had had flabby arms I would have been toast.

 The doors were hard to open, but I managed.

 I thought that this cabinet was very unusual, but it could fit a computer so I started looking.

 I looked all through the cabinet, but I couldn't find the laptop! It was starting to get cold in there so I was about to leave when...

 the door shut.

 Then it dawned on me. I was in the fridge! I began to panic, struggling to find a way out. After searching frantically for a minute, I concluded there was no way out.

 I hopelessly lay down, and as I felt my life escaping me, the door opened!!!!!!!!!

 It was my human! My wonderful, wonderful human coming to rescue me! After a firm talk, it brought me back up to its room. On the way upstairs, I spotted the computer and was able to sneak down and write this.

For all of you bears out there, always be thankful for your human!