A New Friend

Dear readers,
Today TedTed was so tired...

 that he could not do the blog post today.  

  So, his cousin, Larry the Sock Monkey, decided to help out and do the blog post today.

 Oh, and today we found Elf on a Shelf!

 He looked very content in his window.

 Larry had to go and find the computer, but he made the same mistake as TedTed did.

 He went down the slide. Because of that he met a few bumps.

 So much so, that he almost fell down a flight of stairs!

 

 He made a few mistakes in looking for the computer...

but he eventually found it.

Thank you for listening!

For all of you bears (and monkeys) out there, learn from history, don't repeat it.

Frozen

Hello!
Today's adventure was insane, and very chilly! It all started when I forgot to convince my human to leave the computer upstairs. 

 I decided that I had to do another trip downstairs. Thankfully I found a slide that went almost all the way down.

 Though, the slide had a few problems.

 When I reached the kitchen I found, to my dismay, that the computer had been moved!

 My first thought was to check the nearby cabinets, but how would I get over there?

 I decided to take a leap of faith!

 All of those arm exercises came in handy just then. If I had had flabby arms I would have been toast.

 The doors were hard to open, but I managed.

 I thought that this cabinet was very unusual, but it could fit a computer so I started looking.

 I looked all through the cabinet, but I couldn't find the laptop! It was starting to get cold in there so I was about to leave when...

 the door shut.

 Then it dawned on me. I was in the fridge! I began to panic, struggling to find a way out. After searching frantically for a minute, I concluded there was no way out.

 I hopelessly lay down, and as I felt my life escaping me, the door opened!!!!!!!!!

 It was my human! My wonderful, wonderful human coming to rescue me! After a firm talk, it brought me back up to its room. On the way upstairs, I spotted the computer and was able to sneak down and write this.

For all of you bears out there, always be thankful for your human!

Sneaky Bear

Good Morning!
I am typing to you from my human's computer! It took a long time to reach the computer to bring you this post. First I...

 snuck downstairs, then...

...I stealthily crossed the hall to get to the kitchen...

when I got to the kitchen, I climbed up the gigantic chair...

typed up this blog post...

and sent it to the website! 

Oh my gosh, I just remembered that I have to get back up stairs! Dang-it! Well, I better start my long trip back. Maybe I can get a ride from my human.

For all of you bears with blogs, try to convince your humans to keep their computers in their bedrooms, otherwise you'll have to make this trip every day.

Happy Holidays!

Human holidays are nice. You go to your grandparents', have a nice week, and participate in fun activities.  For us "stuffed animals" when your human goes on a trip, it is a nightmare! You get crammed in a bag, loaded into the bottom of a plane,  and after all of that trouble, you get put on a bed and never leave the room! So, last time my human packed me for one of these trips, I tried to escape...

I played dead...

...I unzipped the pocket...  

...I escaped!

Unfortunately, my human caught me and zipped me back up.  But this year it is going to be different because my human's family is coming to stay at our house!

For all of you bears that have to travel for the holidays, good luck!